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Bookcase Quiz, Palm Sunday, 2002 Some of us, incapable of significant action, are content to celebrate the mundane.
THE QUIZ 1) One day my wife said,
"This wall is hollow. Let's put a bookcase here." How many months
passed before the bookcases were built and the last paint dried? 2) The wall, in fact, was 3) Who was fool enough to lend me his Sawz-All?
5) How many hours did it
take me? 6) How many trips did he
make to Action Hardware, Home Depot, and Sherwin-Williams? 7) How much did I spend,
total? 8) About how many books
fit in the shelves? THE ANSWERS Five months passed from the time demolition began on the wall until the last paint dried and books were put in place. The wall my wife thought was hollow was, in fact, brick covered with plaster and sheetrock, topped with barbed wire and wood. I did NOT use Eliot Levin's Sawz-All to cut through the brick and the plaster (as shown above); I used a five-pound hammer and a chisel. Eliot, of course, could have done this work in five hours. That's the answer he gave on the quiz, as did Pete. Ken, who says he always under-estimates jobs, thought three days was a better estimate.
If my time is worth $15 an hour and the cost of materials is figured in, these bookcases cost $7.00 per book. That should be a significant figure, but how? THE WINNERS The team of Bev and Jonsey won the Bookcase Quiz with five correct answers -- barely nudging past Eliot who, of course, had the advantage of knowing Danny had borrowed the Sawz-All from him. We were impressed with Shari's answer to question number three. She claims that ALL these neighbors of Danny's are fool enough to lend him their Sawz-All.
PHOTOS: Cecilia, putting down her spoon on top of many others, said, "Look, we're building a sculpture." Before it could move, I had captured the deed on film. Above that photo, we see Aaron and Dale combing through the bookshelves for books to read while Sadie completes the Quiz. We managed to give away fifty books. The rest will be donated to the Arden Fair. THE PRIZES We have not yet decided yet on prizes, but they will certainly be appropriate to the occasion. The
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